Penis and XY required to be man? False.
Only things required to be a man are:
Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.
Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing
They cause die
Me. Thats me.
Motherfucker you wanna play
Oh hey, a Buzzfeed article relevent to my interests!
this post was a trip
I’m almost to my first thousand followers! I only need 7 more! I’ve had this blog for over a year now, please help me! I love all of my followers so much! Thank you guys! You mean so much to me <3 <3
hello friends!! if you are looking for a cute and relaxing game to play on an ios device then i would recommend flutter! in this game you can
♡ create a rainforest butterfly sanctuary
♡ raise all different types of real-life butterfly species from egg to butterfly!
♡ use special flowers to attract particular butterflies to your sanctuary
♡ collect pollen to level up your butterflies
♡ go on quests!
this app is my go-to if i am feeling stressed or sad because
☆ there is no pressure to do anything - you can explore and play at your own pace
☆ the visuals are really super cute, and there are rainforest noises in the background!
☆ nature makes you happy when you are sad it’s 100% science
if you know of other cute games like this, or could recommend relaxing apps for when you are not feeling great please let me know!
so i recently bought the new issue of cosmopolitan right and while i was casually reading i came across something familiar
it surprised me
the picture was so small i almost didn’t recognize it
BUT THEN IT HIT ME
THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE
OH MY GOSH
THAT’S a fail? No that is gold.
IM IN COSMOPOLITIAN????